[00:00.06]Buckethead
[00:00.24]桶头人
[00:00.24]Miscellaneous
[00:00.60]杂项
[00:00.60]I Come in Peace
[00:01.43]我为和平而来
[00:01.43]TV voice 1
[00:01.74]电视播音员1
[00:01.74]He's as tall as a redwood tree
[00:04.53]他高耸如红杉
[00:04.53]He weighs 30000 tons
[00:04.88]重达三万吨
[00:04.88]And he has the thorns of a hedgehog
[00:05.66]浑身布满刺猬般的尖刺
[00:05.66]TV voice 2
[00:06.50]电视播音员2
[00:06.50]Those are petty details carrus
[00:07.55]那些都是微不足道的细节
[00:07.55]Voice 1
[00:08.97]声音1
[00:08.97]I want you to understand his rather special talents
[00:10.23]我希望你能理解他相当特殊的天赋
[00:10.23]TV voice 3
[00:13.52]电视声音3
[00:13.52]first of all he has the strength of 10 monsters
[00:15.68]首先他拥有十个怪物的力量
[00:15.68]With one blow he can destroy the Empire State Building
[00:20.51]一击就能摧毁帝国大厦
[00:20.51]With another the highest peaks of mount everest would fall
[01:05.37]再一击连珠穆朗玛峰都会崩塌
[01:05.37]Newscaster
[01:05.45]新闻播报员
[01:05.45]This just in：we have unconfirmed reports that Tokyo is under attack
[01:09.95]紧急插播：据未经证实消息 东京正遭受袭击
[01:09.95]By a 50 foot man with a white face
[01:16.07]被一个五十英尺高的白脸巨人
[01:16.07]A chicken bucket on his head uh carrying an enormous guitar
[01:22.68]头戴炸鸡桶 手持巨型吉他
[01:22.68]According to this report whenever he plays a note
[01:28.40]报道称每当琴弦拨动
[01:28.40]The sonic waves cause whole buildings to explode
[01:34.79]声波便使整栋建筑轰然倒塌
[01:34.79]Streets to buckle and split and vehicles to fly about like toys
[01:38.13]街道断裂扭曲 车辆如玩具般抛飞
[01:38.13]Different voice probably buckethead
[01:45.03]疑似炸鸡桶头怪客所为
[01:45.03]I come in peace
[01:51.59]我为和平而来
[01:51.59]X3
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[01:51.81]Newscaster
[02:07.46]新闻播报员
[02:07.46]THE DEFENSE COMMAND HAS ORDERED ALL CITIZENS TO EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY
[02:13.25]国防指挥部命令所有市民立即撤离
[02:13.25]People from sector 4 please report to the bus depot in sector 3
[02:19.25]第四区居民请前往第三区巴士站集合
[02:19.25]Sector 5 proceed in an orderly fashion to sector 6
[02:25.34]第五区居民有序向第六区转移
[02:25.34]Sector 1 &2 board the bullet trains without delay WAIT
[02:31.40]第一区和第二区居民立即搭乘子弹列车 等等
[02:31.40]We have visual contact Look at the size of those shoes
[02:37.97]我们已获得目击画面 看看那双巨大的鞋子
[02:37.97]Who is this giant where did he come from where is he going
[02:44.04]这个巨人是谁 他从哪里来 要到哪里去
[02:44.04]What's he playing what's he saying RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
[03:50.25]他在弹奏什么 他在说什么 快逃命啊
[03:50.25]Newscaster
[04:12.12]新闻播报员
[04:12.12]It seems that this gargantuan figure is only destroying chicken outlets
[04:18.42]这个庞然大物似乎只摧毁鸡肉店铺
[04:18.42]The liberated chickens appear to be FOLLOWING him
[04:24.12]被解放的鸡群正追随他而去
[04:24.12]A white wave of feathered friends eh isn't this the year of the rooster
[04:30.38]白色羽毛的浪潮 今年莫非是鸡年
[04:30.38]And here come the children following close behind huh
[04:36.44]孩子们也紧随其后跟来了呢
[04:36.44]They're all headed toward a giant fortified chicken coop on Mt Fuji
[05:20.67]他们正前往富士山上那座巨型鸡舍
[05:20.67]Possibly buckethead
[05:21.08]可能是桶头怪人
[05:21.08]Ha ha ha ha hoh X4
[05:21.68]哈哈哈哈哈 X4
[05:21.68]Chicken bawking
[05:40.98]鸡群咯咯叫
[05:40.98]Newscaster's voice
[05:41.63]新闻播报员的声音
[05:41.63]Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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[05:59.97]Buckethead
[06:00.32]桶头人
[06:00.32]AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I SCREWED UP
[06:01.86]啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊 我搞砸了
[06:01.86]Newscaster's voice
[06:03.14]新闻播报员的声音
[06:03.14]Ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaah wipeout
[06:08.01]哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈 完蛋了