[00:07.86]I dropped down in my easy
[00:09.82]Chair and turned on channel two
[00:12.55]A bad gun slinger called salty sam
[00:14.72]Was a chasin' poor sweet sue
[00:17.23]He trapped her in the old sawmill
[00:19.46]And he said with an evil laugh
[00:21.80]If you don't give me the deed
[00:23.50]To your ranch I'll saw you all in half
[00:26.28]And then he grabbed her
[00:27.76]He grabbed me her
[00:29.46]He tired her up and he tired up oh
[00:32.24]He turned on the buzz saw
[00:35.03]Bad saaw
[00:36.31]Oh oh
[00:39.17]Ooohh ohh ohh
[00:41.03]Oohh
[00:42.64]Ohh ooohhh
[00:45.67]Ooohh
[00:46.78]And then along came jones
[00:52.29]Tall thin jones
[00:56.79]Slow walking jones
[00:59.40]Slow talking jones
[01:01.46]Along came long lean lanky jones
[01:06.32]Commercial came on
[01:07.34]So I got up to get myself a snack
[01:10.81]You should have seen what
[01:12.18]Was going on by the time I got back
[01:15.59]Down in the old abandoned mine
[01:17.75]Sweet sue was a havin' fits
[01:20.12]That villain said gimme the deed
[01:21.71]To your ranch or I'll blow you all to bits
[01:24.54]And then he grabbed
[01:25.65]And he grabbed me her
[01:27.65]He tied her up he tired up again
[01:30.40]He lit the fuse to the dynamite
[01:32.90]He lit the fuse to the dynamite
[01:35.59]Oohhh
[01:37.10]Ooohh
[01:38.92]Ooohh
[01:40.59]Ooohh
[01:41.93]I have somebody
[01:44.46]Ooohh
[01:45.10]And then along came jones
[01:50.46]Talking jones
[01:54.95]Slow walking jones
[01:57.57]Slow talking jones
[01:59.77]Along came long lean lanky jones
[02:24.09]I got so bugged I turned it off
[02:26.56]And turned on another show
[02:28.96]But there was the same old shoot 'em
[02:30.78]Up and the same old rodeo
[02:33.70]Salty sam was a tryin' to stuff
[02:35.90]Sweet sue in a burlap sack
[02:37.65]He said if you don't give me the deed to your ranch
[02:40.56]I'm throw you on the railroad track
[02:42.71]And then he grabbed
[02:43.84]Hey he tied up here
[02:45.74]He tied her up
[02:47.31]Here we go again he tired me up
[02:48.88]To on a railbord track
[02:50.97]He's comin' beyond the railroad track
[02:52.86]It's rain tied is coming
[02:55.43]It can't be great
[02:56.44]It can't be great
[02:57.63]Aaaahh
[02:59.09]Ooohh
[03:00.53]Ooh oh oh oh
[03:02.34]Oh
[03:03.62]Ooohh
[03:04.81]Ooohh
[03:05.61]And then along came jones
[03:11.06]Tall thin jones
[03:15.59]Slow walking jones
[03:18.03]Too taliking jones
[03:20.13]Along came jones he make it jones
[03:24.78]Along came jones he make it jones
[03:29.43]Along came lonely make it jones